the jerk store

i gotta testify. coming in the spot looking extra fly. till the day i day. i gotta testify.

just got back from interview #1. not going to lie. i killed it. basically it was my bitch. first of all, i looked good. i mean really good. me in a suit is magic. i should get paid to just walk around in a suit all day. i don't really want to do anything in said suit, but i want to get paid for wearing one. i also don't want to buy said suit, b/c suits are expensive. i know what you are thinking, just become a model. no way. i'm of the opinion that all male models are gay. again, that's one man's opinion. so i say no to male modeling. also, i'm not that good looking. so it looks like getting paid to walk around in a suit just isn't in the cards.

anyway, the interview went really well. it's a position i am MORE than qualified for. i would run the fitness department for a gym. i would also do sales and manage a staff, blah, blah, blah. these are all things i can do with my eyes closed. i managed a 30 employee staff flawlessly. that is not entirely true. most of my employees i would have smashed with a shovel given the opportunity. i would also be able to do some personal training which is nice. maybe i train some young females right into my pants. yeah. i said it.

so. the woman i interviewed with has a few interviews left, but more or less hinted i'll get this position. jackpot. the true beauty of this situation is the fact i'll be able to build their fitness department from the ground up as the gym is still under construction. i won't have in inherit a shitty staff like i have in the past. i'll be able to hire my own shitty staff. sweet.

supposed to hear back on friday.

posted by thejerkstore @ 12:35 PM