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i'm a relatively fast driver. i'm not a lunatic, but i'll usually be the pace car on a fast highway. here in dirty jerz we have many roads to fly on. the parkway and turnpike being the 2 most popular. u can basically get to anywhere in jerzey off those roads. just about every day i am on a major highway. whenever i am on the highway i am driving fast. usually upwards of 80, if traffic is faster, so am i. that being said, whenever someone flies by me on the road as if i'm standing still, i ALWAYS wish them to crash. it goes something like this:me: (driving at a good speed)
asshole driver: (WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by me)
me: please crash, please crash, please crash.
i will say those words out loud to myself just about every time that happens. does that make me a bad person?
posted by thejerkstore @ 9:17 PM
6 Comments:
You're not any worse than I am. When that happens to me (I'm somewhat of a leadfoot myself. Impatient. You know) Anyway, I say "OK then, hurry up and die!" I say it out loud too.
No, that makes you a jerk. =)
glorious: i like your moves.
rowena: fair enough.
I generally have similar thoughts. Usually I'm the one leading the pack, tho, so when someone does woooooossssshhhh by me they really are driving at a reckless speed.
Besides errbody in CA knows that CHP targets cars going over 100. Hello, that's just stupid.
Hehe...I used to say that, until someone did crash in front of me. Then the medic side of me kicks in and I have to help.
Yes it does.
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