you can't, you won't, and you don't stop.
last night.watched the yankees get throttled.
received a text message from a lovely woman requesting my company. visit this lovely woman and do lovely things. this was followed by the lovely woman making me a delicious omelet. that was followed by more lovely things.
other than the yankee game, a pretty good night.
yeah. i rock.
posted by thejerkstore @ 2:04 PM
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I want a delicious omelet.
you should sleep with an older, hot female. apparently you sleep with them, then they cook you omelets. it's a pretty sweet deal.
Hm...I suppose that's another thing to add to my To-Do list...
Lovely. LOL.
sushi: it's a good scene. i recommend it.
rowena: see above.
jerk.
Now, having said that, I feel as though you and I have had a long standing relationship and that gives me the right to call you out.
Having said THAT, any way you can get a good omlette is good by me.
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