update
yes it has been a VERY long time since i have posted. apparently around 6 months. that is so strange since i used to post every single day. that's what happens when you have a job you hate and time to kill. the people that know me complained about my lack of posting. i had no idea any one gave 2 shits about this. i was told by an anonymous friend this was passed around a university office at least twice a week. i was pressured to update. here it goes.in the past 6 months the following has happened. i got a pretty good job. i eventually hated that job. too many hours, too long a commute, and not enough money for all the work i was doing. i left that job. i got a job in NYC doing advertising sales. that job sucked even more. a MUCH longer commute and me being miserable is an even worse combination. i got another job. i helped to set up and staff a gym that was brand new and hadn't opened yet. they fired me 3 days after opening the doors. i set up the gym, they repaid me by firing me....sounds fair right. i love being used. fucking assholes. that brings me to now. i have a final interview for a great job on tuesday and graduate school in the works. something will happen. i'm not sure what, but something will.
the woman and i broke up. it was not good. not even a little. about a week prior to this break up we had signed a lease to an apartment. clearly that fell through. that was about 4 months ago. currently i am attempting so sleep with a record number of women while avoiding both VD and unwanted pregnancy. so far so good.
all of that means I AM BACK. the old me is back and in full effect. much of the scumbagness that left me during adult job/girlfriend time has returned. needless to say i am pleased. i am probably enjoying my newly found freedom more than i should. i really don't care.
i am planning on updating this a few times a week so stay tuned. then again, i've said that before and it was a hollow promise. you'll just have to wait and see.
posted by thejerkstore @ 12:20 AM
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