the jerk store

at work......again.

yeah. you fell for it again, didn't you? you read that i would be updating on a more normal basis. yeah. i lied. gotcha!!! at the time i meant it. i didn't follow through. you can't be surprised. you shouldn't be surprised. if you are, i'm sorry for you. haven't you read enough of me to realize i'm just not that good? believe me, if you ever met you'd realize in about 30 seconds. good looking? yes. hysterical? also correct. ridiculously good looking? guilty as charged.

but good? eh.

so the main reason for the lack of posting is this..........

my job at the gym really allowed me to not only have an insane amount of free time, it also provided me with such endless opportunity to make fun of people. there was very little thought involved. i would see something that either cracked me up, or incensed (sp?) me, and then i would immediately write about it. it is no longer that easy. if i see something now, i have to attempt to remember it, then get on a computer and type it? that seems like a lot of work. that job was ideal for this. (this of course being an outlet for my insanity). the jobs i have had since, not so much.

i guess theoretically i could post at home. that doesn't appeal to me. when i'm home, i avoid the computer. first of all, i'm barely home at all anymore. i work about 6 days a week with my new job and it's an hour commute both ways. that being said, my days are long. very long. throw in the gym and time with whatever lady friend i'm talking too, and "this" gets thrown out the window. if i could just think the crazy thoughts that go on (yeah, they still go on. duh.) and have them magically apear on here, you would all be dazzled once again by the level of idiocy i reach. sadly, that probably won't be happening any time soon. blame technology, or a lack thereof.

or blame my jobs, not me.

or blame me. i sleep at night. often next to a fellacious female. HIGH FIVE!!!

one thing i did notice today that made me think of this site......

i was driving to work and noticed what appeared to be an attractive blond driving in front of me in the next lane over. i love blondes, and here hair was as blonde as blonde can be. we pull up at a light and i expectantly look over to see a hottie. and what do i see??

it wasn't good. at all.

i see a BEAST of a woman smoking a cigarrette like it's her last before execution. i almost threw up in my mouth. disgusting.

for some reason the thought popped into my head that i should relay that to the world.

there you go.

i told you, i'm not that good.

posted by thejerkstore @ 5:41 PM