the jerk store

Wow

You know it's been a long time in between posts when you don't even remember how to sign in. Yikes!! I have a google email account? Apparantley so, as I needed to access it to sign in. Who knew? Stupid blog making me get email accounts I don't even want.

Obviously it's been a VERY long time since I've written last. It would take entirely too long to bring you up to speed. I'd totally written this off to be honest.

Then I receieved an email in my REAL email account for a comment to a post from here. I clicked on it, and reread what I had written in that post. I realized something......I am hysterical. Definitely one of the funniest people I know. And I know a lot of people. I'm working on alienating most them. I have a 6 month plan. So far it's right on schedule.

Some brief updating:

I probably have a totally different job than I last posted about. I've been at it for over a year now. I may have posted about it when I first got it, I don't feel like going back and checking. I'm still lazy. Whatever.

I have been dating the same person for about 10-11 months now. I know I've referred to here before, but I don't think we were officially dating yet. She is good. She is very good. She is also gorgeous. Very gorgeous. Which is nice.

I still live in the same house. It's still fun. One roommate moved out, another moved in. It was for the best. The one that moved out went to live with his girlfriend. She isn't that cool, but whatever.

That's enough updating for now. There is way too much to list.

I was watching Biggest Loser last night with one of my roommates. We are not nice people. However, we are very very funny. At least we think so. If someone was recording our comments, we would be asked to have our own show. It was like Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (or whatever it's called, again, too lazy to research.) I could stop laughing. I am not nice. He is not nice. We are not nice. Just use your imagination, but I'll clue you in on this; just about every sentence ended with "fat shit." Pretty good stuff.

I'm not making any promises about more posts. I've done that many times and failed miserably. Maybe on occasion I'll post something that strikes me as funny. Maybe not. As I have said over and over again, I'm really not that good.

posted by thejerkstore @ 6:43 PM